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a fish walked into a bar and the barkeep was astounded.

there will never be a red door painted black

back to school!! dont forget to watch out for the shrigma variant

hey does this smell like asbestos to you?

i think chris chan and sigmund freud would make good friends

i had a dream where it was the norm to name the boy's group chat "Ikea Bar Soap"

god said let there be light and now i have to live in a society

In life you have to paths. You may shoot the bottle or miss entirely. Though with each path, you'll still end up having to try another. This is the curse of mortality, pilgrim.

titanfall server outages are to finally get private matches out of beta

ugh im so horny *turns red and grows a huge hump on my back*

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