its morning somewhere. goodmorning
this turkey is baste and breadfilled
alice and bob sure are hiding a lot of secrets..
why dont you ponder some bitches
in a world where you can choose to be whatwver you want, why does a majority of our population choose to be a complete and utter dumbass
I stand across from my rival in the center of town. The time reads 11:59. In a few seconds, one of us is leaving.
The clocktower strikes 12:00 and the ring of a bell shakes the ground
We both draw our guns. I compliment him on his shading technique.
"gauze" has the worst name. It doesn't sound like a cloth, it sounds like a thick adhesive. Whoever named it that is stupid and I hate you.
BOSS BABY KILLED MY DIRECTOR OF CINEMATOGRAPHY!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
people say instagram is bad for mental health but what about git??
boutta pop a tab and listen to Nahvalr in my basement
i hold upbefore untying the bowthat held this foo together.
a boring book:ALBUMS CA. AGRIPPAget more leaves by ordering it bruh
a kodak album of old-assblack construction paper
almost forgot @GreenDay@twitter.com wakey wakey
its the most wonderful time of the year
dude next to me in class is looking at pictures of garlic on google images
what if tick tock was caller dick cock. that would be funny i think
finally got the autumn breeze. its all coming together
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