alice and bob sure are hiding a lot of secrets..

in a world where you can choose to be whatwver you want, why does a majority of our population choose to be a complete and utter dumbass

I stand across from my rival in the center of town. The time reads 11:59. In a few seconds, one of us is leaving.

The clocktower strikes 12:00 and the ring of a bell shakes the ground

We both draw our guns. I compliment him on his shading technique.

"gauze" has the worst name. It doesn't sound like a cloth, it sounds like a thick adhesive. Whoever named it that is stupid and I hate you.

BOSS BABY KILLED MY DIRECTOR OF CINEMATOGRAPHY!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

people say instagram is bad for mental health but what about git??

boutta pop a tab and listen to Nahvalr in my basement

i hold up
before untying the bow
that held this foo together.

a boring book:
ALBUMS CA. AGRIPPA
get more leaves by ordering it bruh

a kodak album of old-ass
black construction paper

almost forgot @GreenDay@twitter.com wakey wakey

dude next to me in class is looking at pictures of garlic on google images

what if tick tock was caller dick cock. that would be funny i think

finally got the autumn breeze. its all coming together

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