if @redbox@twitter.com replies i will literally do nothing

me: oh boy i cant wait to put ketchup on my food

ketchup bottle, being opened: ugh im gonna COOOOM aaugghhhgg

fuck toxic masculinity its time for lethal masculinity

the grubhub ad triggers the uncanny valley and thats why its so horrendous

haha do you guys also hear those trumpets blaring from the skies?

for every bite i take of this hot pickle the more violent the hellfire burns within the caves and crevices of my mouth

now i gotta figure out if i use mastodon or twitter

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