its morning somewhere. goodmorning
The Shitpiss Iceberg EXPLAINED (GRAPHIC CONTENT)
ram is stored in the nose
a fish walked into a bar and the barkeep was astounded.
there will never be a red door painted black
back to school!! dont forget to watch out for the shrigma variant
tuesday is kiki and saturday is bouba
hey does this smell like asbestos to you?
freak shit #CrueltySquad
i think chris chan and sigmund freud would make good friends
i had a dream where it was the norm to name the boy's group chat "Ikea Bar Soap"
god said let there be light and now i have to live in a society
In life you have to paths. You may shoot the bottle or miss entirely. Though with each path, you'll still end up having to try another. This is the curse of mortality, pilgrim.
titanfall server outages are to finally get private matches out of beta
ugh im so horny *turns red and grows a huge hump on my back*
imagine Abraham Lincoln didnt respond to a samurai's fax before the play where he'd be assassinated. the samurai comes and saves abe from john milk booth and the entire timeline changes
how was the fall
i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooong
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