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If you could only keep one, which would it be... ??? 🤔 #fediverse #matrix #poll 🗳️

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God the tiktok pink sauce shit is so funny
For those who don't know, this dumb bitch made a bunch of tiktoks of her using her "homemade pink sauce" on a bunch of fast food and shit, it seems to be heinz ranch with pink food coloring based on appearance
But she began selling the "pink sauce"
And shipping it domestic
Ie not refrigerated
Which isn't good for a perishable obviously
And people fucking get the shit, which they ordered not knowing what it is made out of or what it tastes like
And it comes to them with literal fraudulent nutrition facts printed on it
With random fake ingredients and the nice touch that this relabeled heinz bottle apparently contains 888 servings
And surprise surprise, it tastes like heinz ranch
And people tell her
"This is fucking illegal, did the FDA even approve this"
To which she responds
"The FDA has nothing to do with me because I am not selling drugs"
Meaning this woman does not know FDA stands for FOOD and drug association
I bet everyone who eats it gets worms
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rating boost counts on masto:

0 boosts - these posts are the backbone of fedi, braver than any us marine
1-3 boosts - ideal number of boosts, sharing stuff w/ ur friends
4-10 boosts - your post got a lil attention! nice job!
10-20 boosts - wow it's really making the rounds. good in moderation
30-60 boosts - they're still boosting that huh. hope they stop soon
60-120 boots - too many boosts, i want off of mr bone's wild ride
120+ boosts - uh oh. oh no. no thank you

Today my second server run out of memory, can't access it because it takes forever to ssh into and i won't be able to stop services until Sunday because i will have other things to do, also it was running my pi hole so network connection dropped by 99%

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smartphone reviewer youtubers are always like

$100 usb-c cable VS $10,000 usb-c cable / we cut them up!! which one tastes better??
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MNT Pocket Reform is coming!

Here are all the technical details that are nailed down so far: mntre.com/media/reform_md/2022

You can also sign up for email updates on the project at the end of the page.

Ana Dantas returned for industrial design. The snazzy 3D art was done by Philipp Broemme. Illustrations by Anri Hennies.

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ok so
- feminine man = femboy
- feminine woman = femgirl
- masculine woman = tomboy
=>
- masculine man = tomgirl
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modern web development is where instead of one single point of failure you have multiple. why? web development isn't about why, it's about why not - take up 10G of RAM, sell your users' shoe sizes, go down when AWS does, go down when cloudflare goes down, go down when google fonts goes down, go down when the API you're using to sell shoe sizes goes down

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natively running 9front / Plan 9 from Bell Labs on my MNT Reform

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🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin's his troops 🪖🎖️PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-WHORE-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin's make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳️🕳️early! 🪖🪖 A MILFitary draft 🎫🎫 could mean 😱 the loss 😭 of all HUNG 👅 🇺🇸daddies🥺🥺….so get down ⬇️ on those 🧎🏽‍♀️knees🧎🏽‍♀️and SaLUTe🖖 dat dick 🌽🌽til your man 😩SHOOTS😩 his 💦WHITE RUSSIAN💦 all over you‼️ Send this to 🔟 Soviet 🇷🇺Sucking 👅😝😝SLUTS to get 🗼Eiffel🗼Towered 🤸🏼‍♀️ by PUTIN 👴🏻AND DADDY JOE👨🏻‍🦳 for 6️⃣9️⃣ more years😂😂😂😂
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Guys, before you complain you don't have a girlfriend, be happy, watch this! I've experienced this and its a lot more common than you think...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=awHTEQ2a

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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you are super hot! And I want to have you on my legs :blobcatsmug:
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