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quantumgender is when you're nonbinary but when someone asks you you stress out and collapse to a binary state

i uploaded my first youtube video 6 years ago...

plat boosted

when your crush is a tsundere but she actually doesn't like you and wants you to get off her sack because you're really unlikeable

you earn money with open source by sueing companies for stealing your code

"i was awake before my alarm" yeah right that's why the thing rang for 10 minutes

handwriting so shit it becomes a different language

i like to think arabic script was just some priest with absolutely terrible handwriting

imagine the tribe of the dude who invented the first language be like "what the fuck are you saying dawg?"

fookin ram a stick up me arse and call me dorothee EGHEGHEGHEHEGH

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