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what's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet 

you'd think it'd be R, but their true love be the C

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Since so many people said this should be multiple choice.
What fediverse software(s) do you use, please boost for scale.

What if you wanted to get into heaven but god said

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IT ACTUALLY LOADED A GAME ON THIS POTATO (no controller attached rn tho)

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Just compiled Dolphin on a fanless celeron Chromebook AMA

mum said it was my turn with the guillotine!

its me. i am the "gay" everyone else claims to be

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see?

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine

I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see
That all I ever wanted
Was you and me

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine

I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see
That all I ever wanted
Was you and me

Drop the bass

I'm so alone
Here on my own
And I'm waiting for you to come
I want to be a part of you
Think of all the things we could do

And every day
You're in my head
I want to have you in my bed
You are the one
You're in my eyes
All I ever wanted in my life

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine

I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see
That all I ever wanted
Was you and me

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine

I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see

purple black purple black purple black ooh black and purple lets shake it up a little!

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according to all know laws of aviation, amys shouldnt be able to meow. its vocal chords are nothing like those of a cat. the amy of course meows anyway, because amys dont care what humans think is impossible

is it safe to drink the liquid in a magic-8 ball? I asked it and it said no, but i think it just doesn't want to get broken. the juice looks like blue rasberry or kool-aid or something, so it should be ok to drink, right?

I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.

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