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Im packing my bag for going out
I wanna keep stuff like tissues or an umbrella in my bag in case something ever comes up
any suggestions?

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imagine being on a platform that has "2fa" and allows "verified" accounts to get hijacked for scams

this meme made by mastodon with TOTP gang

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imagine the last thing you hear before you die is the discord disconnect sound

scam email garbage 

the "do not be silly" thing is kinda a little funny since a defining part of myself/my brand is "being silly" and I've been told "don't be silly" in an iconic clip

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scam email garbage 

"Do not be silly!
Police or friends won't help you for sure ...

p.s. I can give you advice for the future. Do not enter your passwords on unsafe sites.

I hope for your prudence.
Farewell." - scammer

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oh no I've been **HACKED**!!! what will I ever do....

mailgun incoming SPF checks when

all these pyramid schemes, charitable donations, and inheritance claim emails are beginning to look intriguing

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when you're so desperate for someone else to begin social interactions you begin checking your email daily for someone wanting to talk to you

there needs to be a better way of designing UI for terminal based applications

ALLLLLLLLL ABOARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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got lazy of typing the same formula in math class so I just made a function to do it for me

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discord mocking shitpost, recent events [some allcaps] 

how do you do fellow gamers, welcome to anti-consumerist chat platform that's totally not just slack with a cool skin and gamer features. btw buy shit from the store.

oh you want a feature? it'll happen eventually™️ please post it on our suggestions board where we wont read it

oh we banned you for illegitiment means and you wanna sue us? FUCK YOU.

also blame gcp xdddddde

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